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Windows • macOS • Linux • idk Sega Saturn?

This game doesn't actually exist yet, silly! But if it did, this is what the page would look like. Anyway, my name's Steve and I'm a placeholder text. What's the weather like where you're from? It's always cloudy and checkerboard here, I get kinda bored of it. But it's nice. I enjoy life.

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i just wrecked my shit running 3 stars on ham em high at the interchange bro fuck my life

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