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Well, you know, I... I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um, but... since ya asked—rather than being on me, as you suggested—this cake IS ON YOU!!! So, you wanna hear a story? I run my butt off—literally, mind you—to get the "gluten-free cake." What the heck is gluten? I mean, does gluten even exist? Who are you? Get outta here! Already? But you're the only one that's had cake!


Angry Birds: Big Adventure is a videogame

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Mmm. Oh, that's good stuff. Mmm. Anybody want to eat some cake off their dad or husband? Who needs plates when you got this guy's face, right? Oh, oh, mmm! Oh, wait. I almost forgot. You know, I'm supposed to do a quick customer satisfaction survey before I—*whistle*—split, okay? So, on a scale of one to three stars, what would you say about my performance? And don't forget, the squirrel was freeeee...